Friday, September 7, 2012

Be an alien

Dearest aliens, if you absolutely insist on coming to earth, there are a few things you need to know about humans. First and foremost, don't expect a bunch of friendly open armed weirdos (unless you're in Utah). If you come to earth, expect to have all of your dreams and creativity suctioned out of your mind while they tell you to live your dreams and be creative. Get ready to work all of your life towards unhappiness and dissatisfaction. To dread going to work each day and always have the memory of what could have been.  Get ready to spend your hard earned money on propaganda filled infomercials selling happiness in a blanket with sleeves. Get ready to donate money to your favorite celebrity's charity, then see that same celebrity live out their life in rehab. If you want to fit in, don't ask questions. If you are happy with unhappiness, then follow the social norms. But if you want to stand out, ignore all of the above and do whatever the frik you want. Whatever it may be. ANYTHING. Don't follow the norms. Be an alien.
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  1. I Ain't a DollSeptember 7, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    I you are happy with unhappiness, then follow the social norms.

    Genious! I love it.

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  2. Memories Never MadeSeptember 17, 2012 at 7:32 AM

    Some people in Utah aren't friendly, and some people in other places ARE friendly.
    -Sterotyping.

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    1. Chris MartinSeptember 17, 2012 at 7:45 AM

      This is true Clairissa, but I was speaking very generally. I know many friendly people outside of Utah, beleive me, but there is no doubt that there is a little more in Utah. In general. Didn't mean to offend.

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